Baseball Manager

The first half is history. Psychos and Rangers slug to a standstill, Kennedy's Sea Lions crash the party from the old basement, and Wimberly quietly mails in a 17–71 season while its bank balance refuses to move. Plus: the anatomy of a .230 offense.

A two-team knife fight at the top, an investigation into the best team in baseball somehow sitting sixth, and a stat-desk breakdown of who's already burning through their pool. Pythagoras files a complaint.